Drivers in Texas

Things I would teach if I were teaching a driving class I would highlight the following:


1. Merge
2. Doesn't kill you to let someone over maybe even more than one.
3. Texting, putting on makeup, facebooking, and shaving in the car can be done ALL at the same time AND still be safe ( note to self: future blog on the joys and trends of Loop 12 )
4. The following is the lane you're allowed to be in
                                 far right- trucks, work vehicles, loligaggers, folks over 90, hummers and the blind
                                 middle- speed limit abiders, cars with children, hondas, the sane
                                 2nd middle(sometimes not available) normal drivers, the sane
                                 far left- speeders, nascar driver, the "im late" folk, people who just dont care, for passing
 5. Just because there is a car broken down, a wreck, or some guy mowing doesnt mean we all slow down to see if we know them



follow these steps and you will survive the high five!!